Kevin's list
#5. Courtney Ford.
Kind of a nobody actress. She was pretty good as the evil reporter last season on "Dexter" and was the bad girl/killer on that horrible show "Human Target". She is currently married to talentless actor Brandon Routh.
4. Eliza Dushku
Another not incredibly successful actress. We all loved her as the rebel/punk girl in "Bring It On" back in '00. She also played the HBIC in "The New Guy" where she dates the dork from "Roadtrip". A year ago, she was starring in a crappy TV show called "Dollhouse", which unsurprisingly was canceled after less than two seasons. Apparently she is a Boston Celtics fan but is dating former Laker Rick Fox. Total traitor.
#3 Aimee Teagarden
A relatively unknown actress, unless you watch the under rated and under appreciated "Friday Night Lights" where she stars as the coach's daughter. She is adorable and shines on screen. At only 21 years old, she has the potential to be a decent actress. As long as she stays away from John Mayer.
#2. Estella Warren
Clearly Kevin has a thing for washed up/small time actresses. Estella can be remembered as the main girl in "Driven" (go ahead, IMDB that abomination of a movie) and the main human girl in the remake of "Planet of the Apes" (that one too) She was a national champion swimmer, but it was in Canada so that doesn't really count.
#1. Elisha Cuthbert
Another Canadian and fellow talentless actress. Kevin should really consider moving to Canada and checking out crappy plays for his next girlfriend. Besides starring in "The Girl Next Door", she is most well known for playing Jack Bauer's daughter Kim in "24". Despite having the worst natural instincts and survivability skills in the 24 universe, Kim survived all 8 seasons. Cuthbert was also the reason for hockey player Sean Avery's suspension for referring to her as his "sloppy seconds" when insulting an opponent.
Tim's list
#5. Salma Hayek
Probably the most famous and successful Latino actress out there. She started off as eye-candy in films like "Desperado" and "From Dusk till Dawn" but was able to transition into more respectable films such as "Frida" and "Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over".
#4. Autumn Reeser
For those of you that watched the O.C. way back when Mischa Barton was relevant and not a piece of garbage, Autumn played the fan favorite Taylor Townsend. She recently had a recurring role as agent and employee of Ari Gold on "Entourage" where she tried to ruin Gold's career. Tried is the key word.
#3. Scarlett Johansson
Everyone is familiar with Scar-Jo. Probably one of the most talented young actresses out there. She has held her own with Hollywood's elite since before she could drive. She was most recently in Iron Man 2 and will probably win an Oscar before she is 30. Unfortunately she is married to Van Wilder.
#2. Amanda Bynes
Probably a bit of a stretch here at #2 but we won't question Tim's decision too much. She has been around the entertainment industry since forever but is only 24. She won't stand out compared to other Hollywood bombshells out there but we all know any normal joe out there would give one of their kidneys for a chance with her.
#1. Zooey Deschanel
Every hipster and indie music lover's dream girl. If anyone out there can say they didn't fall in love with her a little bit after watching "500 Days of Summer" you probably don't have a soul and are incapable of love.
Corey's list
#5. Keeley Hazel
Unless you are a huge fan of sexy girls with huge boobs, most Americans have never heard of Hazel. She is a British model who has quite the fan base across the pond. If she ever does make it big here in the US, she is going to have a lot of trouble declaring those fun bags at customs.
#4. Megan Fox
Unlike Ms. Hazel, you probably have heard of Megan Fox. This smoking hot actress blew up when she starred in Michael Bay's magnum opus "Transformers". Despite having the acting talent of a piece of bread, she still remains one of the most popular and high profile entertainers out there. Prediction: by the time she is 30, she will be starring in direct to dvd films.
#3. Miranda Kerr
An absolutely stunning Victoria Secret model from Australia. Any of us would probably be speechless if we ever met her in person. The fact that she has an incredibly sexy Australian accent only makes her more attractive to us.
#2. Adriana Lima
Adriana has the honor of defeating Miranda as the hottest Victoria Secret model. (Gisele is so over rated) Unfortunately she is married. If you feel like punching a hole in the wall, Google her husband here. The fact that this gargoyle landed her is mind-numbing.
#1. Minka Kelly
Recently crowned the sexiest woman of the year, Kelly has done quite well for herself lately. Besides being a total babe on "Friday Night Lights" she is also rumored to be engaged to Yankee Captain and STD petri dish Derek Jeter.
T-Jack's list
#5. Halle Berry
We all know her. One of the premiere actresses in Hollywood. First black Bond girl. First black actress to win an Oscar. But her hotness crosses all racial barriers. Despite being over 40, she will be on lists like this for a very long time.
#4. Kayleigh Pearson
A small time internet model that T-Jack must have found from Googling "hot babes".
#3. Jessica Alba
Before Megan Fox came around Alba was without a doubt the most well down and respected hottest babe on the planet. Despite recently having a kid and vowing never to do a full nude scene, she is still one of the hottest around.
#2. Elisha Cuthbert
See Kevin's description for Elisha. Still very hot. We will put another picture of her on here just because it is nice to look at her.
#1. Allison Stokke, aka the hot pole vault girl
Probably another girl from from googling "hot babes" Allison has quite the cult following in the track and field world. Since I don't think anyone has ever become a millionaire from women's pole vaulting, expect a full spread in playboy after the 2012 Olympics are over.
So there you have it. We know that 100% of this list comes down to personal taste. What we will say without a doubt is none of us would ever turn down any of these girls should the situation arise. Please feel free to include your own top five in the comments or your thoughts on which list is best.
Till next Tuesday...
